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robdelaney:

Can somebody make a photoshop of George W. Bush in the flight suit with the “Mission Accomplished” banner and standing near a toilet with a big turd on the floor next to it? That image just appeared in my mind and I think it is a funny and accurate tribute to his Presidency. 

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cathysphere:

mantis-toboggan:

Do you know that when you look at a planet, and you see that light, that planet’s not even THERE. That’s just a light, that’s just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard. Looking for coons. And he says “What are you doing in my backyard with that flashlight?” And I told him “I’m shining in the window so I can teach your son about the universe.” He said “Get out of my yard! Why are you communicating to my son? Why are you wearing all black behind my bushes shining a light into my house?” And I said “I’m teaching your son about the universe! I’m shining a light…I’m shining a light right in there and I’m exploring his room as he’s looking out and exploring the universe. I turn the light off, and I see your son go to bed. And I turn the light back on and do swirls on his wall like a comet’s tail.”
“I do this  every night with your son.”

lookin’ for coons
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